||[Oct. 23rd, 2007|06:21 pm]
What the hell. I mean, WHAT. THE HELL. HOW does MAYA , the most outrageously pompous Bitch EVER (rivalled only by Anne), get this beyond-beautiful French boy to not only go out with her, but also to fly across an ocean and kiss her in English?! WHAT THE HELL. This is actually killing me.
SOMEONE GET ME A BOYFRIEND NOW.